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Mobile Patio To-Go

Had leftover mud on the pour, so he turned the pickup into a one-ton wheelbarrow. Pro tip: resale value drops slightly when your bed liner has a 4-inch slump.

Pickup Snow Tank

Who needs chains when you graft bulldozer tracks under a short-bed GMC? Guaranteed to hit 7 mph, 3 mpg, and every HOA violation in the book.

Aluminum-Foil Cybertruck

Can’t swing $100k for the real thing? Wrap plywood in HVAC foil tape, slap it on lawn-tractor wheels, and cruise the HOA like a budget Bond villain.

Lumber Slip-’n-Slide

Ten-foot 2×12s on an eight-foot trailer, no straps, tailgate down—because watching two grand of treated pine fire itself into traffic is way more exciting than NASCAR.

Mobile Flagpole Ladder

Why spring for a rack when you can bungee a 10-footer straight up like a vehicular Jenga piece? Every stoplight breeze is a new episode of Will It Tip?

Plywood Cybertruck

Can’t afford stainless steel? Sheath an ’03 Pontiac in ¾-inch OSB, call it “sustainable,” and watch neighbors stare like you’re delivering Ikea on wheels.

Rubber Fender Upgrade

Fender rust? Just self-tap the carcass of last season’s mud-terrain around the wheel arch. Adds 2″ of clearance and 10 lbs of rolling resistance—OEMs take notes.

Ball-Valve Oil Change

Pro-level maintenance hack: swap the drain plug for a full-size plumbing valve. Great for drip-free changes—and for pranksters who like surprise oil slicks.

Hitch Frankenstein

Weld two rusty drop hitches together, add mismatched balls, and you’ve got the tow rig equivalent of duct-tape suspenders—holding on by optimism and surface rust.

Mini-Bed on Training Wheels

Yank the entire box, bolt on a tongue toolbox and two lawn-tractor tires—now your payload limit is whatever fits between the taillights and doesn’t scrape on turns.

Cybertruck-ish, Local Pickup Only

Behold the $10k “Tesla” that runs on hopes, dreams, and probably a carburetor—perfect for anyone who wants to flex EV chic without all that pesky electricity. Sleek wedge styling? Check (if you squint). Aerodynamics? Sure, it’ll coast downhill like a champ. Range? As far as you can push it before the neighbors start filming. Comes […]

Long-Bed Short Bus

When you need to haul 40 feet of lumber but still give the crew school-bus legroom, you graft a flatbed to a Blue Bird and call it innovation.

Mobile Nosebleed Section

Why pay for grandstand seats when you can weld a truck bed at 45°, bolt down two couches, add a stray awning, and watch the game from four OSHA violations above ground?

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